mistressmabel-allthekidsagree:
Call It Off with my penis.
long black veil with my penis.
meh.
Girls & Boys with my penis
Lesbian Nuns Suck Me Dry with my penis
… WELP.
Hmm, *puts iPod on random shuffle* Still Alive with my penis bahahaha
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YES
Oh my god look at the black power ranger hahahah
Yes!! The two best superhero groups of my childhood unite !!
GOOD AFTERNOON.
I JUST SWAM UP FROM THE INKY DEPTHS OF YOUR GREATEST FEARS WITH MY INSANE NEEDLE TEETH, MOUTHFUL OF ALIEN BRAINS AND FACE WITH A BUTTHOLE IN THE MIDDLE OF IT TO ENSURE THAT YOU WON’T SLEEP FOR WEEKS KNOWING THAT I AM NOT A MOVIE PROP BUT RATHER SOMETHING YOU CAN ENCOUNTER SIMPLY BY VENTURING A COUPLE HUNDRED FEET BELOW THE SURFACE OF THE VAST AND ONLY BARELY EXPLORED OCEAN, WHERE EVERYTHING IS COBBLED TOGETHER FROM NIGHTMARES AND JELLY THE FURTHER DOWN YOU GO.
Come at me bro!
Coconut Week.
I’m so glad I don’t live anywhere tropical
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“But… but… I don’t wanna frolic in the snow.”
Aww!
Among earning money this is one of the main reasons why I would want to work.
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About me
A glimpse into the ever changing mind of a Philanthropic Sociopath. Work of delusional and misguided misandry in progress.
